http://jkshorts.com/forums/ Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:31:43 -0700 MyBB http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=36 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:11:05 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=36
Pick the month you were born in:
January------- I shot
February------ I ate
March--------- I killed
April--------- I ran away with
May----------- I fell in love with
June---------- I murdered
July---------- I gave my shoes to
August-------- I sang a duet with
September----- I had a crush on
October------- I danced with
November------ I kissed
December------ I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------a homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a Mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8-------------an ipod
9-------------my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------------my dog
12------------my cat
13------------the computer
14------------my science teacher
15------------my neighbour
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18------------my best friends girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permanent marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my psychiatrist
26------------an old lady
27------------a hockey stick
28------------a football player
29------------a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because I was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I am half dead.
Red-----------Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because I cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy
Gray----------Because that's the way I am
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry

Here is mine
I sang a duet with a fat lady Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars]]>
Pick the month you were born in:
January------- I shot
February------ I ate
March--------- I killed
April--------- I ran away with
May----------- I fell in love with
June---------- I murdered
July---------- I gave my shoes to
August-------- I sang a duet with
September----- I had a crush on
October------- I danced with
November------ I kissed
December------ I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------a homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a Mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8-------------an ipod
9-------------my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------------my dog
12------------my cat
13------------the computer
14------------my science teacher
15------------my neighbour
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18------------my best friends girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permanent marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my psychiatrist
26------------an old lady
27------------a hockey stick
28------------a football player
29------------a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because I was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I am half dead.
Red-----------Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because I cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy
Gray----------Because that's the way I am
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry

Here is mine
I sang a duet with a fat lady Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=35 Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:10:39 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=35 1995 as a subdomain of Digital Equipment's web site.

Ask Jeeves :- The idea behind Jeeves was not to create yet another search engine or directory,
but to offer a question-answering service -- a virtual online concierge. Unfortunately, the company
neglected to ask Jeeves' creator for permission to use the likeness of the character.

Google :- Google is a variation of "googol," the mathematical term for a 1 followed by 100 zeros.
As Google itself notes, there isn't a googol of anything in the universe.

HotBot :- HotBot is a play on the underlying crawler technology used by major search engines to
discover web pages. The earliest crawlers were known as "web robots" or bots, because they were
autonomous, automated programs that found their way around the web on their own.

Yahoo :- Yahoo started out as "Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web," named after co-founder
Jerry Yang. The name Yahoo is an acronym for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle".]]> 1995 as a subdomain of Digital Equipment's web site.

Ask Jeeves :- The idea behind Jeeves was not to create yet another search engine or directory,
but to offer a question-answering service -- a virtual online concierge. Unfortunately, the company
neglected to ask Jeeves' creator for permission to use the likeness of the character.

Google :- Google is a variation of "googol," the mathematical term for a 1 followed by 100 zeros.
As Google itself notes, there isn't a googol of anything in the universe.

HotBot :- HotBot is a play on the underlying crawler technology used by major search engines to
discover web pages. The earliest crawlers were known as "web robots" or bots, because they were
autonomous, automated programs that found their way around the web on their own.

Yahoo :- Yahoo started out as "Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web," named after co-founder
Jerry Yang. The name Yahoo is an acronym for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle".]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=34 Wed, 03 Feb 2010 05:45:57 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=34 Let me share one joke and hope you will like it.
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"]]> Let me share one joke and hope you will like it.
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=33 Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:06:31 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=33 I think this will help you.
1.Use a word processing program
Employ a program like Microsoft Word, WordPerfect, MS Works or even a professional design application (e.g. InDesign or Adobe Illustrator) to layout your resume.Your resume should include:
contact information
an objective
employment history
education
2.Use good (but not perfect) grammar.
3. Practice the art of concision.
4. Don't include pointless and obvious information
5. Never, ever lie-Don't ever be tempted to lie, or embellish your resume.
6. Custom-build your resume]]> I think this will help you.
1.Use a word processing program
Employ a program like Microsoft Word, WordPerfect, MS Works or even a professional design application (e.g. InDesign or Adobe Illustrator) to layout your resume.Your resume should include:
contact information
an objective
employment history
education
2.Use good (but not perfect) grammar.
3. Practice the art of concision.
4. Don't include pointless and obvious information
5. Never, ever lie-Don't ever be tempted to lie, or embellish your resume.
6. Custom-build your resume]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=32 Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:12:38 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=32 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=31 Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:09:52 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=31
JAVA TIPS AND TRICKS

Tips to make your program better
1. Don't make any class file larger than 1000 lines
2. Avoid Using Global Static function, if not possible then put that all function in a separate class.
3. Before starting the project Check out the proper decomposition of classes, interface and function. Practice of making structure then start coding.
e.g All Nouns is the probable candidate for classes and All Verbs are probable candidate for functions. User Interface wherever possible.
4. Always try to features given by java, don't try to write your own code if java provide such thing like StringBuffer, HashMap, ArrayList etc.
5. Always use the System properties handled by java for example. Don't use "\n" u can use
System.getProperty("line.separator");
6. Always Use Java coding convention(if you don't have company specified) and one popular IDE(eclipse/NETBeans etc) for programming.
7. Properly handle exception and their preferred treatment and if possible create a separate Exception Handling class where After Error message that thrown exception will be caught.
8. Avoid use of public data types for any class.

Thanks]]>
JAVA TIPS AND TRICKS

Tips to make your program better
1. Don't make any class file larger than 1000 lines
2. Avoid Using Global Static function, if not possible then put that all function in a separate class.
3. Before starting the project Check out the proper decomposition of classes, interface and function. Practice of making structure then start coding.
e.g All Nouns is the probable candidate for classes and All Verbs are probable candidate for functions. User Interface wherever possible.
4. Always try to features given by java, don't try to write your own code if java provide such thing like StringBuffer, HashMap, ArrayList etc.
5. Always use the System properties handled by java for example. Don't use "\n" u can use
System.getProperty("line.separator");
6. Always Use Java coding convention(if you don't have company specified) and one popular IDE(eclipse/NETBeans etc) for programming.
7. Properly handle exception and their preferred treatment and if possible create a separate Exception Handling class where After Error message that thrown exception will be caught.
8. Avoid use of public data types for any class.

Thanks]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=30 Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:08:02 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=30 I have been using a CD/DVD Cataloguer which enabled me to simply insert a disk for it to be read and catalogued. It would automatically assign a disk number. I could edit and change things if necessary and best of all it was freeware. Searches were fast and easy.

I recently changed from Win XP Pro to Vista (yes I know!) but cannot find the programme anywhere - I simply cannot remember it's name.

Does anybody know of it? I have tried many others, but none really meet my needs or (IMO) are as good.]]> I have been using a CD/DVD Cataloguer which enabled me to simply insert a disk for it to be read and catalogued. It would automatically assign a disk number. I could edit and change things if necessary and best of all it was freeware. Searches were fast and easy.

I recently changed from Win XP Pro to Vista (yes I know!) but cannot find the programme anywhere - I simply cannot remember it's name.

Does anybody know of it? I have tried many others, but none really meet my needs or (IMO) are as good.]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=29 Sat, 02 Jan 2010 10:55:55 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=29 I'm newbie of this site and this is my first post well my point is that in this site is not available all the forum like the Introduction,game etc. well Introduction must be having each side so all member give intro. all share the problem each other easily and the second thing no. of visitor/ member is increase.
I hope you are thinking on my request and take the positive action.
Thanks.]]> I'm newbie of this site and this is my first post well my point is that in this site is not available all the forum like the Introduction,game etc. well Introduction must be having each side so all member give intro. all share the problem each other easily and the second thing no. of visitor/ member is increase.
I hope you are thinking on my request and take the positive action.
Thanks.]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=28 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:48:12 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=28
havnt posted for a while my's well talk about it on the site
KEIR The snow's clearin up we have to get the k-town kawps
video's goin ^.^ i think you said somethin about
in the summer.
Lol got any new ideas to pitch?]]>
havnt posted for a while my's well talk about it on the site
KEIR The snow's clearin up we have to get the k-town kawps
video's goin ^.^ i think you said somethin about
in the summer.
Lol got any new ideas to pitch?]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=27 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:28:52 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=27
Keir does some volentering at a homeless shelter, and when they run out of food, keir falls into depression and becomes a movie watching-pot addict.

But JImmy's buisness is a failior after his feild is struck by lightning.and it all turns to pop corn. he then contacts keir to find out what he should do. keir- having a bad case of antisocialism and munchies, tells jimmy to bring the popcorn to his place, and he invites some homeless people to his place, they watch movies and eat popcorn together.]]>
Keir does some volentering at a homeless shelter, and when they run out of food, keir falls into depression and becomes a movie watching-pot addict.

But JImmy's buisness is a failior after his feild is struck by lightning.and it all turns to pop corn. he then contacts keir to find out what he should do. keir- having a bad case of antisocialism and munchies, tells jimmy to bring the popcorn to his place, and he invites some homeless people to his place, they watch movies and eat popcorn together.]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=26 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:11:24 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=26
http://www.dreadcentral.com/node/25568]]>
http://www.dreadcentral.com/node/25568]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=25 Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:58:08 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=25
Anyway, ok so, in case you dont know (which no one does), This is Jay-Tee, the host of JK Complaints.

JK Complaints is a video series about little complaints and such about JK Shorts. So far we have 3 complaints and are working on our 4th. However, no one watches.

We have a website now, http://www.jkcomplaints.piczo.com, were you can watch the videos, leave a comment, or even suggest your own complaints, and get interviewed about them.

So please, not to draw you away from JK Shorts, but please visit JK Complaints. We need someone to watch!

Thanks.

Jay-Tee]]>
Anyway, ok so, in case you dont know (which no one does), This is Jay-Tee, the host of JK Complaints.

JK Complaints is a video series about little complaints and such about JK Shorts. So far we have 3 complaints and are working on our 4th. However, no one watches.

We have a website now, http://www.jkcomplaints.piczo.com, were you can watch the videos, leave a comment, or even suggest your own complaints, and get interviewed about them.

So please, not to draw you away from JK Shorts, but please visit JK Complaints. We need someone to watch!

Thanks.

Jay-Tee]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=24 Sat, 24 Nov 2007 00:29:38 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=24 /b/ sends out some scouts to test the waters and see our reactions to things. (note: this will be portrayed as us literally in the internet so each thread and picture is a thing we can interact with and is tangible.) anyway... these scouts start by posting a "goatse" (if you are luck enough to have not seen a goatse, it is a picture of an old man pulling his anus open really wide.) so jimmy, keir, and the /b/tards are all standing around this huge open old mans anus, me and jimmy are very frustrated. they are standing between the goatse and us. feeling smug.
Keir: you threaten my people, with trolling and annoyance!
*keir and jimmy raise weapons threateningly.
/b/tard:This is madness!!!
Keir: Madness?? YOU-ARE-/B/TARDS!
*keir kicks the /b/tard into the goatse and keir and jimmy proceed to throw the rest in as well.]]> /b/ sends out some scouts to test the waters and see our reactions to things. (note: this will be portrayed as us literally in the internet so each thread and picture is a thing we can interact with and is tangible.) anyway... these scouts start by posting a "goatse" (if you are luck enough to have not seen a goatse, it is a picture of an old man pulling his anus open really wide.) so jimmy, keir, and the /b/tards are all standing around this huge open old mans anus, me and jimmy are very frustrated. they are standing between the goatse and us. feeling smug.
Keir: you threaten my people, with trolling and annoyance!
*keir and jimmy raise weapons threateningly.
/b/tard:This is madness!!!
Keir: Madness?? YOU-ARE-/B/TARDS!
*keir kicks the /b/tard into the goatse and keir and jimmy proceed to throw the rest in as well.]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=23 Sat, 24 Nov 2007 00:06:11 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=23 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=22 Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:06:25 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=22 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=21 Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:16:17 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=21 ]]> ]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=20 Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:09:57 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=20 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=19 Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:23:38 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=19 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=18 Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:27:41 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=18 Clearly they are some kind of rank, but how do you gain ranks or stars?

IM SO CONFUSED!!!]]> Clearly they are some kind of rank, but how do you gain ranks or stars?

IM SO CONFUSED!!!]]> http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=17 Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:23:01 -0700 http://jkshorts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=17